Blessed to be a man

It's really a blessing being born as MAN. Why?
Because:

1. you don't have to endure the pain every month when your 'aunty' visits (which usually is followed by migraine, abdominal pain, tiredness, dizziness, lost of apetite, moody, etc...)

2. you don't have to worry about not having matching shoes to your dress, or necklace to match your blouse, or bags to match your skirts etc and to find that you just earn not enough to get all those matching ones... (guys, you need only a pair of black shoes, a pair of dark colour trousers or jeans to go anywhere for any function and who cares? and don't say women themselves ask for it, cause who are we dressing for? if we women keep wearing T-shirt and jeans everytime we go out with you, what say you?)

3. you don't have to worry about how many more wrinkes you've found on your forehead, near your eyes' corner, or around your neck (guys, people will say: wow, you are 'Man', and 'matured', who cares about how wrinkled you are?)

4. it's okay if you don't look handsome, or with attractive body figure, for people cares only how brainy, or how generous, or how gentleman you are (if you are a woman, you'll have to have hourglass figure + hot + sexy + softspoken + graceful + clever but never cleverer than your man, if not, you are considered 'so so' kind nia)

5. you can wear only short pants at home when it is hot

6. you can sit with your legs wide apart, or placing them on table, or....

7. you don't have to wear high heels just to look more 'woman'

8. you don't have to scream like hell, feel the pain of being torn apart when giving birth to baby , usually you'll just say 'honey, breathe, keep pushing' or 'honey, i love you, i'm right beside you' (cheh, say is of course easier than do it lah!)

and for your info, woman who hasn't experience #8, will experience #1 until either one day she is pregnant or she is #9---->menopause, which is followed by another series of physical and mental disorders...

So, man, don't you feel you should love your mum, sisters, wife or girlfriends more?